it takes a few weeks
to realize no squirrels have been
eating the bird food

source, 1 serving, 450 calories
10 sliced raw brussels sprouts+parsley+s&p+sugar+lemon juice+sliced pickled jalapeños; 1 c cooked royal corona beans, 2 T pecans, vegan cheese, pickled beets
rest sprouts mixture 30 minutes, spoon over beans, top with rest