one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
pears speckled from an
early summer hailstorm will
dehydrate like new
1 c wheat chef, 2 eggs, 1 c dried pears, 1/4 c sugar, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 1 T canola oil, 1.5 c white whole wheat flour
stir, rest 3 hours, covered, room temperature; knead to form ball, place in parchment-lined loaf pan, rise 2 hours, warm place; sprinkle with more sugar, 350 F, 55 minutes
apples from the field
blended & dehydrated
with maple & spice
1 c wheat chef, 1 c cut up apple leather, 1 t sea salt, 1 c sugar, 3/4 c canola oil, 1 T cinnamon, 3 c flour
mix, rest 3 hours, fold, rest 8 hours, form log & place in parchment-lined loaf pan, rest 12 hours, top with more sugar+cinnamon, 350 F, 90 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
the great blue heron
only makes the pretense of
flying far when seen
1 c wheat chef, 3/4 c aquafaba, 3 c flour, 1/2 c water, 1 T sugar
stir, rest 1 hour; fold, rest 6 hours; fold, rest 11 hours; place in parchment-lined dutch oven, rest 3 hours; slash top, place in cold oven set to 425 F, covered, 35 minutes; uncovered, 15 minutes; on oven rack, 10 minutes; oven off, 5 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
yellow tomatoes
or red tomatoes that aren’t
all the way red yet?
4 servings, 400 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1 T kosher salt, 1/2 c warm water; toppings: 1 T olive oil, 2 sliced yellow tomatoes, basil, sea salt
mix all but toppings, form disk on oiled silpat on rimmed baking sheet, add toppings, rest 2 hours, 400 F, 30 minutes
when filling the bird
feeder on the window snakes
slip under the house
1 c wheat chef, 1/4 c pecans, 4 chopped medjool dates, 1 t kosher salt, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1 c water
stir, rest 1 hour; fold, rest 4 hours; fold, rest 2 hours; fold, place in parchment-lined dutch oven, rest 13 hours; slash top, place in cold oven set to 465 F, covered, 30 minutes; uncovered, 15 minutes; on oven rack, 5 minutes; oven off, 15 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds, 8x
2 chipmunks fighting
sounds like the pew pew pews of
a video game
1 c wheat chef, 3 c flour, 3 t powder, 1 t salt, 2 T sugar, 12 oz beer
mix, pour into parchment-lined loaf pan, 375 F, 45 minutes
left in the oven
after it’s off will ensure
no doughy middle
1 c wheat chef, 1 can pumpkin, 1/4 c sunflower seeds, 1 t sea salt, 1.5 c rye flour, 1/2 stick melted vegan butter, 2 c flour
stir; rest 4 hours, fold; rest 2 hours, fold; rest 12 hours, place loose ball in parchment-lined dutch oven; rest 3 hours, slash top; place in cold oven set to 465 F, covered, 35 minutes; uncovered, 15 minutes; on oven rack, 400 F, 20 minutes; oven off, 15 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
dough fermenting in
the refrigerator while
its owner travels
1 c wheat chef, 1 c water, 1 T olive oil, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T maple syrup, 1/2 t vanilla, 2 T diastatic malt powder, 2 c white whole wheat flour
stir; rest 1 hour, fold; rest 3 hours, fold; cover & chill 32 hours; place in parchment-lined dutch oven, rest 12 hours, slash top; put in cold oven set to 465 F, covered, 30 minutes; uncovered, 10 minutes; on oven rack, 10 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
12 chickens laying
12 fertilized eggs each yields
many baby chicks
1 c wheat chef, 1 T oregano, 1 t sea salt, 1 T olive oil, 1 T sugar, 1/2 c water, 2 c white whole wheat flour
stir; rest 1 hour, fold; rest 8 hours, fold; rest 14 hours, place loose ball in parchment-lined dutch oven; rest 3 hours, slash top; put in cold oven set to 465 F, covered, 30 minutes; uncovered, 15 minutes; on oven rack, 10 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
a high speed blender
heats up the dough just enough
to speed up rising
1 c wheat chef, 2 T sun butter, 1/2 t sea salt, 1 1/4 c white whole wheat flour, 2 t chia seeds, 6 T water
blend; rest 3 hours, fold; rest 7 hours, fold; rest 12 hours, place loose ball in parchment-lined dutch oven, slash top; put in cold oven set to 465 F, covered, 30 minutes; uncovered, 10 minutes; on oven rack, 10 minutes; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
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