one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
like what hobbits eat
on a long journey but with
chocolate on top
24 servings, 105 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked black eyed peas, 1 c ground flax+chia, 2 T stevia, 2 T vanilla, pinch sea salt, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips
mix all but chips in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, top with chips; rest uncovered room temperature 5 hours; place in cold oven set to 400 F, 40 minutes
it’s 40 degrees
but the chickens won’t go out
until they see dirt
30 servings, 90 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked cassoulet beans, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 1/2 c ground flax+chia, 2 T vanilla, 2 T stevia, pinch sea salt, 1 t powder, 1 c white whole wheat flour
mix, make balls on silpat-covered stones; rest uncovered room temperature 4 hours; place in cold oven set to 350 F, 25 minutes
in the trunk of the
car 4 chickens in a muck
bucket coming home
16 servings, 190 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked yellow eye beans, 2 c oats, 12 oz frozen sliced bananas, pinch sea salt, 1 t stevia, 1 T vanilla, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 8 oz kite hill vanilla unsweetened greek almond yogurt, 1 T cinnamon
mix in silpat, rest room temperature lid open 7 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, lid open 75 minutes
at 1 pm 8
to 12 inches of snow are
coming before night
12 servings, 215 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked yellow eye beans, 2 c oats, 6 oz semisweet chocolate wafers, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 1/4 c wegmans raspberry jammin
mix all but jam in silpat, top with jam, rest room temperature lid open 6 hours; place in cold oven set to 350 F, lid open 1 hour
chickpeas are 2nd
in the title because they
are not taste-able
32 servings, 105 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked chickpeas, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 2 eggs, pinch sea salt, 1 t soda, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 3 c white whole wheat flour
stand mixer, make flattened balls on silpat-covered stones; rest room temperature uncovered 2 hours; 375 F, 20 minutes
archaeology
of the past month’s snowstorms shows
many snow layers
16 servings, 190 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked chickpeas, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 3 eggs, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 1 t soda, 1 T cinnamon, 2 c white whole wheat flour
form log on silpat-covered stone; rest uncovered room temperature 3 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, 40 minutes; slice; 375 F, 10 minutes; cool in oven
brown the butter &
whisk in everything else in
the order listed
1 stick browned butter, 2 T butter, 3/4 c brown sugar, 1/4 c sugar, 1 egg+1 yolk, splash cream, 2 t vanilla, 1 t salt, 1/4 t powder, 1/4 t soda, 1.5 c flour, 1 c chocolate chips
whisk, spoon into parchment-lined cast-iron pan; 350 F until middle is just firming
creaming beans, sugars
& oil in the mixer
just like with butter
24 servings, 240 calories
2 c pureed cooked black beans, 1 c sugar, 1 c brown sugar, 1/4 c canola oil, 1 c wheat chef, pinch sea salt, 1 t soda, 1 T ginger, 2 T pumpkin spice, 2 T vanilla, 3 c white whole wheat flour, 1 bag mini chocolate chips
cream 1st 4, beat in rest; spoon onto silpat-covered baking stones, rest uncovered room temperature 2 hours; 375 F, 30 minutes
chickpea flour holds
the dough together for ease
when rolling it out
previous version, 120 servings, 40 calories
3 c flour, 2 t ginger, 2 t cinnamon, 1 t salt, 1/2 t pepper, 1/2 t soda, 1/2 t powder, 1/2 c canola oil, 1/2 c molasses, 1/2 c brown sugar, 2 T chickpea flour, 3/4 c warm water, 1 bag mini chocolate chips
form ball, roll out & cut with flour on wax paper; bake on silpat; 350 F, 15 minutes
the setting sun lights
up the red maple with all
its leaves still clinging
24 servings, 175 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 bag chocolate chunks, 2 eggs, 4 oz pumpkin puree, 4 oz banana puree, 1 c brown sugar, 8 oz kite hill vanilla unsweetened greek almond yogurt, 3 c white whole wheat flour
mix, spoon onto silpat-lined stones; rest uncovered room temperature 3 hours; place in cold open set to 350 F, 25 minutes
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