one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
outside of the closed
chicken coop door the mother
cat & her kittens
source, 24 servings, 245 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 sticks soft vegan butter, 1 c brown sugar, 1/2 c molasses, 3 eggs, 2 t cinnamon, pinch sea salt, 1.5 t soda, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1/2 c hot water, 1 c chocolate chunks
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan; 325 F, 1 hour
2 new orange &
black hens can lay 2 eggs for
holiday cookies
previous version, 28 servings, 65 calories
2 eggs, 1/4 t salt, 1 c sugar, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 2 t cardamom, 1 t lemon peel
beat eggs+salt until foamy, beat in sugar until cream colored; add rest, form ball, add water if needed; roll out & slice on parchment with flour if needed; rest uncovered room temperature 12 hours; 325 F, 20 minutes
cider vinegar
baking soda, vanilla
all make them fluffy
previous version, 10 servings, 550 calories
dough: 1 c full fat oat milk, 1 T cider vinegar, 1 t vanilla, 3/4 c maple syrup, 3/4 c canola oil, 3.5 c white whole wheat flour, pinch sea salt, 2 t soda, 1 t nutmeg; glaze: 1 1/4 c chocolate chunks, 1/4 c full fat oat milk, 1 t vanilla
dough: mix, use oiled silpat; 350 F, 22 minutes; glaze: melt together
it’s still november
but this year’s kittens will soon
see a big blizzard
50 servings, 90 calories
1.5 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 4 c white whole wheat flour, 2 t ginger, 2 t cinnamon, pinch sea salt, pinch black pepper, 1/2 t soda, 1/2 t powder, 1/2 c molasses, 1/2 c brown sugar, 1 bag chocolate chunks
form ball, make rectangle on silpat-covered baking sheet; 350 F, 30 minutes; slice
jars of blackberries
harvested in the summer
line the freezer door
8 servings, 260 calories
1 c wheat chef, 4 c blackberries, 1 c silk heavy cream, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 1/2 c cocoa, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 1/2 c white whole wheat flour
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 4 hours; place in cold oven set to 425 F, 40 minutes
every morning the
kittens have knocked over all
they possibly could
12 servings, 230 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 3/4 c tazo chai concentrate, 2 c white whole wheat flour, pinch sea salt, 1 stick melted vegan butter, 1 T cider vinegar; glaze: 1 c powdered sugar+3-4 T tazo chai concentrate
mix, pour into parchment-lined cast-iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 6 hours; 350 F, 45 minutes; glaze
pumpkin, pumpkin spice
& vanilla makes frosting
taste like butterscotch
source, 15 servings, 230 calories
cookies: 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 4 oz minus 1 t pumpkin puree, 3/4 c brown sugar, 1/4 c sugar, 2 t pumpkin spice, 2 t vanilla, 1 t sea salt, 2.5 c white whole wheat flour, 1/2 t soda; frosting: 1 stick soft vegan butter+1 t vanilla+1 t pumpkin spice+pinch sea salt+1 c powdered sugar+1 t pumpkin puree
cookies: mix, use silpat, 350 F, 18 minutes; frost
heavy cream makes it
like if a biscotti had
kids with a croissant
32 servings, 130 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 1 pint silk heavy cream, 1 t sea salt, 10 packets stevia, 1 T vanilla, 3 c white whole wheat flour
mix, form log on silpat-covered baking sheet, rest uncovered room temperature 6 hours; place in cold oven set to 400 F, 40 minutes; rest 10 minutes, slice; 400 F, 10 minutes
not hungry people
online said halve the streusel
this one is doubled
source, 12 servings, 550 calories
muffins: 1 c wheat chef, 1 1/4 c sugar, 1/2 c canola oil, 1 t vanilla, 1 can pumpkin, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 3 T pumpkin spice, 1 t soda, pinch sea salt; streusel: 2 sticks melted vegan butter+1.5 c white whole wheat flour+1 c brown sugar+1 T cinnamon+pinch sea salt
mix muffins, spoon into oiled silpat pan, add streusel, 375 F, 25 minutes
after not seeing
1 for days the hummingbird
feeder will come down
12 servings, 200 calories
1 c wheat chef, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 2 eggs, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 1 T cardamom, 10 packets stevia, 1 c lily’s stevia sweetened chocolate chips, 1.5 c white whole wheat flour, 1 c full fat oat milk
stir in parchment-lined cast iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 6 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, 45 minutes
