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lower & slower
cooking than pancakes made with
mostly wheat flour
9 servings, 135 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 c almond butter powder, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 1 c full fat oat milk
mix, rest covered room temperature 3 hours, cook on lightly greased nonstick
the dog skeptically
looks up before going out
in a foot of snow
8 servings, 220 calories
1 c wheat chef, 4 c blackberries, 10 packets stevia, pinch sea salt, 2 T vanilla, 1 c full fat oat milk
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan; 425 F, 30 minutes
jars of blackberries
harvested in the summer
line the freezer door
8 servings, 260 calories
1 c wheat chef, 4 c blackberries, 1 c silk heavy cream, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 1/2 c cocoa, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 1/2 c white whole wheat flour
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 4 hours; place in cold oven set to 425 F, 40 minutes
kittens in the shed
playing with the string on the
trimmer for hours
10 servings, 220 calories
1 c wheat chef, 3 c frozen cut up strawberries+bananas, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 2 c full fat oat milk
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 5 hours; place in cold oven set to 425 F, 45 minutes; oven off, 10 minutes
heavy cream makes it
like if a biscotti had
kids with a croissant
32 servings, 130 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 1 pint silk heavy cream, 1 t sea salt, 10 packets stevia, 1 T vanilla, 3 c white whole wheat flour
mix, form log on silpat-covered baking sheet, rest uncovered room temperature 6 hours; place in cold oven set to 400 F, 40 minutes; rest 10 minutes, slice; 400 F, 10 minutes
after not seeing
1 for days the hummingbird
feeder will come down
12 servings, 200 calories
1 c wheat chef, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 2 eggs, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 1 T cardamom, 10 packets stevia, 1 c lily’s stevia sweetened chocolate chips, 1.5 c white whole wheat flour, 1 c full fat oat milk
stir in parchment-lined cast iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 6 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, 45 minutes
spread the batter on
the pan with a spatula
after pouring it
10 servings, 140 calories
1 c wheat chef, 4 oz pumpkin puree, 4 oz banana puree, 3/4 c full fat plain almond yogurt, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 6 packets stevia, 1 T cardamom, 1 T pumpkin spice, 1 T instant espresso powder, 1 c white whole wheat flour, 1 c full fat oat milk
mix, rest covered room temperature 7 hours, cook 1/2 c batter on greased nonstick pan
cocoa powder &
chai powder in a yogurt
sourdough batter
18 4-inch waffles, 95 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1.5 c full fat plain almond yogurt, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 1/2 t powder, 1 T chai powder, 10 packets stevia, 1/3 c cocoa, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 2 c water
mix, rest 8 hours room temperature covered, cook scant 1/4 c batter on greased nonstick iron
ripe black blackberries
turn back to red after a
hotter oven bake
8 servings, 170 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1/2 c neat egg replacer, pinch sea salt, 10 packets stevia, 1 t vanilla, 1 c white whole wheat flour, 1 c warm water, 1 quart blackberries
stir all but berries in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, top with berries; rest uncovered room temperature 5 hours; place in cold oven set to 425 F, 40 minutes
rinse out the 4 oz
pumpkin jars & pour water
into the batter
8 servings, 140 calories
1 c wheat chef, 8 oz pumpkin puree, 8 oz water, pinch sea salt, 10 packets stevia, 1 T instant espresso, 1 t pumpkin spice, 1 t vanilla, 1/3 c cocoa, 1 c white whole wheat flour
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, rest 8 hours uncovered room temperature; place in cold oven set to 450 F, 40 minutes
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