one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
sourdough starter
& vegan sour cream both
have active cultures
source, 10 servings, 255 calories
1 c wheat chef, 12 oz vegan sour cream, 8 oz banana puree, 3/4 c sugar, 2 T instant espresso, pinch sea salt, 1/2 c cocoa, 1 t powder, 1.5 c white whole wheat flour
stir in parchment-lined cast-iron pan; rest uncovered room temperature 3 hours; place in cold oven set to 425 F, 45 minutes
an oriole takes
a bath in a puddle next
to a big robin
3/4 c sugar, 2 eggs, 1 c sour cream, 1/2 c canola oil, 1/2 t salt, 1.5 t powder, 1/2 t soda, 1 3/4 c flour, 1/2 c chocolate chips; toppings: more sugar+cinnamon
mix, use parchment, add toppings, 350 F, 50 minutes
pan sear gnocchi in
a nonstick pan with plenty
of olive oil
previous version, 4 servings
gnocchi: 1 lb ricotta, 2 eggs, 2 c flour, s&p, 1 c grated cheese; sauce: olive oil, 2 T minced garlic, s&p, red pepper flakes, 2 veggie bouillon cubes, 3 c mirepoix, 1 c white wine, 2 cans diced tomatoes undrained, 1/4 c lemon juice; toppings: parm, more red pepper flakes, basil
gnocchi: knead 3 minutes on floured surface with floured hands, adding flour as needed, form balls; pan sear on both sides in more olive oil & salt; sauce: brown 1st 6, add rest, cook down; top pasta with sauce, add toppings
focaccia like
dough needs oiled fingers &
a well oiled pan
dough: 1 packet instant yeast, 1 T sugar, 1.5 c warm water, 3 T olive oil, 2 3/4 c flour, 1 t sea salt; sauce: big can whole tomatoes undrained+3 T olive oil+1 t sea salt; toppings: sliced onions & garlic, basil, sliced vegan mozzarella, red pepper flakes, dried oregano, s&p
dough: dough hook 5 minutes, spread in well oiled sheet pan, rest 1 hour; dimple dough towards edges of pan, add sauce, veggies, spices; 450 F, 25 minutes; add cheese, broil; top with basil
the blueberries on
top may still be molten but
the cake will be done
14 oz blueberries+1/4 c sugar+zest & juice of 1 lemon; 1/2 stick soft butter, 1/2 c sugar, 1 egg, 1/2 c sour cream, 3/4 c almond flour, 1 t powder, 1 t sea salt, 1/2 c flour
simmer berry mixture 5 minutes; beat rest, pour into parchment-lined pie dish, top with berries & more sugar; 350 F, 45 minutes
at the sound of an
egg being cracked the dog wants
to go eat the shell
20 servings, 166 calories
1 egg, 1 c chocolate chunks, 2 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 2 T instant espresso powder, 1 T powder, pinch sea salt, 3/4 c maple syrup, 2 c white whole wheat flour
mix, make log on silpat-covered stone; 375 F, 30 minutes; slice; 375 F, 20 minutes
a new picture of
the clematis every day
this one is the peak
source, 12 servings, 325 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 c brown sugar, 1 egg, 2 c full fat plain almond yogurt, 1 t vanilla, 1/2 t sea salt, 3/4 c cocoa, 1 c white whole wheat flour, 1 t powder, 1 c chocolate chunks
mix, use silpat; rest uncovered room temperature 3 hours; place in cold oven set to 400 F, 30 minutes
the birding app won’t
identify calls of toads
since they are not birds
source, 3 servings
4 cloves minced garlic+2 T minced ginger+2 T sesame oil+salt+1.5 c rice; 2.5 c water, 6 c chopped broccoli; 1 lb cubed tofu+2 T tamari+2 T pb+1 T chile crisp; toppings: cilantro, balsamic glaze, more tamari+crisp
cook rice mixture 3 minutes, add water, simmer covered 10 minutes; top with broccoli, simmer covered 10 minutes; turn off heat, top with tofu mixture, cover & rest 10 minutes; add toppings
cream the butter &
the sugars then add eggs &
then the buttermilk
1 stick soft butter, 2 c flour, 2 t powder, 1 t kosher salt, 1/3 c sugar, 1/3 c brown sugar, 1 t vanilla, 2 eggs, 3/4 c buttermilk, 10 oz sliced strawberries
beat all but berries, add berries, pour into parchment-lined pie dish, top with more sugar, 350 F, 1 hour
vegan ricotta
a bag of chocolate chunks
espresso powder
source, 16 servings, 285 calories
1 c wheat chef, 4 eggs, 8 oz full fat vegan ricotta, 8 oz pumpkin puree, 2 T instant espresso powder, pinch sea salt, 2 T pumpkin spice, 1/2 c sugar, 1/2 c brown sugar, 1 bag chocolate chunks, 2 c white whole wheat flour
mix, pour into parchment-lined cast-iron pan; rest 3 hours uncovered room temperature; place in cold oven set to 425 F, 40 minutes
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