one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
chickpeas are 2nd
in the title because they
are not taste-able
32 servings, 105 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked chickpeas, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 2 eggs, pinch sea salt, 1 t soda, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 3 c white whole wheat flour
stand mixer, make flattened balls on silpat-covered stones; rest room temperature uncovered 2 hours; 375 F, 20 minutes
archaeology
of the past month’s snowstorms shows
many snow layers
16 servings, 190 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked chickpeas, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 3 eggs, pinch sea salt, 1 T vanilla, 10 packets stevia, 1 t soda, 1 T cinnamon, 2 c white whole wheat flour
form log on silpat-covered stone; rest uncovered room temperature 3 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, 40 minutes; slice; 375 F, 10 minutes; cool in oven
beans in bread dough make
for easy kneading & a
classic crackling crust
10 servings, 190 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked black beans, pinch sea salt, 2 c white whole wheat flour
knead 2 minutes in silpat; rest room temperature lid closed 7 hours; slash top; place in cold oven set to 450 F; 45 minutes lid closed, 10 minutes lid open, 10 minutes on oven rack; 10 minutes oven off
for the solstice round
pumpkin bread with round chocolate
dark semisweet disks
16 servings, 225 calories
1 c wheat chef, 3 eggs, 1 can pumpkin, 3/4 c brown sugar, 3/4 c white sugar, pinch sea salt, 1 t soda, 1 T pumpkin spice, 1 T vanilla, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 6 oz semisweet chocolate wafers
mix in silpat, rest room temperature lid open 2 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, lid open 1 hour
the winter solstice
hasn’t come yet but the snow
is to the windows
16 servings, 130 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked black beans, 1/2 t sea salt, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 2 c water, 1/4 c maple syrup
mix in silpat, rest room temperature lid open 5 hours; place in cold oven set to 450 F, lid open 90 minutes
creaming beans, sugars
& oil in the mixer
just like with butter
24 servings, 240 calories
2 c pureed cooked black beans, 1 c sugar, 1 c brown sugar, 1/4 c canola oil, 1 c wheat chef, pinch sea salt, 1 t soda, 1 T ginger, 2 T pumpkin spice, 2 T vanilla, 3 c white whole wheat flour, 1 bag mini chocolate chips
cream 1st 4, beat in rest; spoon onto silpat-covered baking stones, rest uncovered room temperature 2 hours; 375 F, 30 minutes
the more it snows the
fluffier & fluffier
the orange cats get
10 servings, 190 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c pureed cooked red beans, 3 c freeze dried bananas, splash vanilla, pinch sea salt, 1 T cinnamon, 10 packets stevia, 1 c white whole wheat flour, 1.5 c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
mix in parchment-lined cast-iron pan, rest uncovered room temperature 1.5 hours; place in cold oven set to 375 F, 1 hour
the chickens do not
leave the coop if their feet will
be covered in snow
previous version, 24 servings, 190 calories
3 c sliced bananas, 1 c wheat chef, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1 t soda, pinch sea salt, 1 c sugar, 1/2 c canola oil, splash lemon juice, splash vanilla, 1 c mini chocolate chips
mix, use silpat muffin pans; rest 2 hours room temperature uncovered; place in cold oven set to 375 F, 27 minutes
if the nutella
is not pourable it will
soften when baking
16 servings, 230 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 c justin’s nutella, 1 c dried blueberries, 8 oz kite hill vanilla unsweetened greek almond yogurt, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1 c warm water
mix in silpat, rest 2 hours room temperature lid closed; place in cold oven set to 350 F, lid closed 1 hour
tastes like a babka
but time and fermentation
do all of the work
16 servings, 260 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 can pumpkin, pinch sea salt, 1 t pumpkin spice, 1 c brown sugar, 1 c canola oil, splash vanilla, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1/2 c cocoa
mix all but cocoa in silpat, swirl in cocoa; chill lid closed & covered 36 hours; place in cold oven set to 350 F, lid closed 80 minutes
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