one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
raccoons can learn how
to chew through bungee cords at
night when humans sleep
source, 16 servings, 200 calories
2 sticks vegan butter, 6 c rice krispies, 1/2 c cocoa, 1 bag vegan marshmallows
melt all but krispies, add krispies, press into parchment-lined 9×13 dish, cool & slice
add the passata
& then keep adding water
until it is done
source, 6 servings
16 oz tomato passata, 1 c orzo, 3 c hot water, 1 sliced onion, olive oil, 1 smashed clove garlic, s&p, 1 c shredded vegan parm; toppings: more basil, lemon juice, red pepper flakes, balsamic glaze
brown onion, garlic, oil, s&p; add orzo, passata; ladle in water until done, add rest; serve with toppings & bread
after cooking beans
in plain water pan sear them
in the gnocchi pan
4 servings
1 lb big white beans, cooked; 1 lb gnocchi+olive oil; 3 sliced tomatoes+1 sliced red onion+pinch salt+1/4 c balsamic vinegar; toppings: parsley+basil, red pepper flakes
pan sear gnocchi in oil, add beans at end; rest tomato mixture 1 hour; top gnocchi with tomatoes; add toppings
tomatoes garlic
& olive oil broiled
turns into a sauce
source, 4 servings
1 lb pasta, cooked; 1 quart small tomatoes+olive oil+s&p+1 T minced garlic; basil
broil tomato mixture until browning, add to pasta, top with basil
day old white rice cooked
with water in an ungreased
flat nonstick skillet
1 serving, 450 calories
2 c cooked white rice; toppings: tomatoes, basil, balsamic glaze, red pepper flakes
place rice in half-inch thick layer in pan, add water until water leaks out; toast until brown & flippable, brown other side; remove, add toppings
tupperwares begin
to disappear into the
freezer with berries
15 servings, 120 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 3 c full fat oatly
stir, rest covered room temperature 5 hours; cook 1/4 c batter on lightly-oiled nonstick
raccoons peering in
the window at dawn watching
people eat breakfast
15 servings, 100 calories
1 c wheat chef, 2 c unsweetened apple sauce, 8 packets stevia, 1 T cinnamon, pinch sea salt, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1.5 c unsweetened almond milk
mix, rest 4 hours covered room temperature; cook 1/4 c batter on lightly-oiled nonstick
sometimes the fastest
way to get donut dough in
pans is with fingers
source, 10 servings, 170 calories
1 c treeline vegan sour cream, 1/4 c canola oil, 1/3 c sugar, 1 t vanilla, 1/2 t nutmeg, 1/2 t sea salt, 3/4 t powder, 3/4 t soda, 3/4 c white whole wheat flour
mix, use oiled silpat, 400 F, 11 minutes
after baking, cool
slice & freeze until ready
to grill with sliced bread
8 servings, 300 calories
1 lb uncooked red lentils+1/2 c dried mushrooms+water; 1 c namaste egg replacer, 4 oz shredded vegan parm
combine lentil mixture in parchment-lined cast-iron pan; rest room temperature 9 hours, adding water if needed; add rest; place in cold oven set to 450 F, 75 minutes; slice; grill & serve with grilled bread+toppings
sliced bananas from
the freezer microwaved &
mashed up with a fork
16 servings, 290 calories
3 c sliced bananas, mashed; 1 c wheat chef, 2 c white whole wheat flour, 1 t soda, pinch sea salt, 1 c sugar, 1/2 c canola oil, splash lemon juice, splash vanilla, 1 c mini chocolate chips
mix, pour into parchment-lined loaf pan; rest uncovered room temperature 3 hours; place in cold oven set to 325 F, 80 minutes
