one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
grackles eat one piece
of birdseed and then throw ten
pieces to the ground
1 c wheat chef, pinch yeast, 1 t kosher salt, 2/3 c water, 2 T olive oil, 2 T d’vash date nectar, 1.5 – 2 c flour, 1 T balsamic vinegar, 2 t cardamom, 7 oz dried figs
stir, chill 18 hours, covered; fold 8x to form ball; proof 4 hours, covered, room temperature; oil ball well, sprinkle with more salt & stevia; bake in preheated dutch oven, lid on, 450 F, 65 minutes
use the apricot
juice in the batter and the
apricots on top
24 servings, 112 calories
1 c rye or wheat chef, 1/2 t yeast, 1 can apricots in juice, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T vanilla, 2 T olive oil, 4.5 c rye flour, 1 c lukewarm unsweetened vanilla almond milk
mix all (including apricot juice) but apricots, spoon into silpat muffin tins, top with apricots, rest in sun 1 hour; 350 F, 25 minutes
a little beating
adds air to make them softer,
fluffy & airy
24 servings, 120 calories
2 c unsweetened vanilla almond milk, 1 c oj, 2 T namaste egg replacer, 3 c white whole wheat flour, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T powder, 1 T vanilla, 8 packets stevia, 1 c chopped walnuts, 1 c raisins
beat first 3+1 c flour until foamy, mix in rest, use silpat, 350 F, 20 minutes
mourning doves shiver
puffing their feathers out like
they’ve gotten a shock
8 servings, 250 calories
4 c rye flour, 1 T powder, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T vanilla, 1 T cinnamon, 1 t ginger, 8 packets stevia, 2 c frozen banana slices, 2 c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
mix all but 1 c bananas, pour into parchment-lined cast-iron pan, top with rest of bananas & more cinnamon, 400 F, 1 hour
higher temperature
yields caramelized banana
and soft sweet cherries
12 servings, 120 calories
4 (4-oz size) containers gerber bananas, 1 T namaste egg replacer, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T vanilla, 8 packets stevia, 1 t cinnamon, 1.5 c white whole wheat flour, 16 oz frozen cherries
mix, use silpat, 400 F, 25 minutes
the fat brown beaver
watches out of one eye while
nibbling a stick
10 servings, 263 calories
3 c white whole wheat flour, 1/4 c ground flax, 1/4 c olive oil, 1/2 c d’vash date nectar, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T powder, 1 T vanilla, 12 oz frozen blueberries & pomegranates, 1 c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
mix, press into a parchment-lined loaf pan, 350 F, 95 minutes
baking soda meets
frozen raspberries with a
sizzle and a pop
24 servings, 100 calories
2.5 c white whole wheat flour, 1 t kosher salt, 1 T vanilla, 2 namaste egg replacer eggs, 1 t soda, 1 c monkfruit-sweetened chocolate chips, 10 packets stevia, 12 oz frozen raspberries, 2 c unsweetened vanilla almond milk
mix, use silpat, 350 F, 25 minutes
yesterday’s crocus
shoots crowd together under
this morning’s new snow
previous version, 16 servings, 170 calories
2 c white whole wheat flour, 2 c rye flour, 1 3/4 c unsweetened almond milk+1.5 T cider vinegar, 2 t soda, 1 t kosher salt, 8 packets stevia, 1.5 c raisins, 2 T caraway
mix, bake in 2 parchment-lined loaf pans, 350 F, 45 minutes
more exciting than
oatmeal with cocoa in it —
top with cinnamon
270 calories
1 (4-oz size) container gerber bananas, 4 packets stevia, 1 t cinnamon, 1 t vanilla, pinch salt, 1/4 t soda, 1/2 c cocoa
mix in mug, microwave 3 minutes, stand 5 minutes
sweet enough to eat
plain and healthy enough to
use butter and jam
16 servings, 100 calories
1 can pumpkin, 8 packets stevia, 1/2 c warm water + 1 T ground flax, 1 c unsweetened vanilla almond milk + 1 T cider vinegar, 1 T vanilla, 1 t kosher salt, 2 t soda, 2 t cinnamon, 1 t nutmeg, 1 t cardamom, 1 c cocoa, 2 c rye flour, 1 (4-oz size) container gerber bananas; toppings: 2 packets stevia, cinnamon
mix, spread into 2 parchment-lined loaf pans, add toppings, 350 F, 1 hour
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