a high speed blender
drizzling in hot water
until a ball forms

32 1-T servings, 80 calories
1 c nut butter, 10 medjool dates
blend, drizzling in hot water
one haiku, one pic/one recipe, no meat, no/fish, no photoshop
a high speed blender
drizzling in hot water
until a ball forms

32 1-T servings, 80 calories
1 c nut butter, 10 medjool dates
blend, drizzling in hot water
handled with wet hands
this very wet dough will hold
itself together

1 c wheat chef, 1 t sea salt, 3 c white whole wheat flour, 2 c water
stir, rest 1 hour; fold, rest 1 hour; fold, rest 10 hours; fold, rest 12 hours; gently place in parchment-lined dutch oven, rest 4 hours; slash top, place in cold oven set to 500 F; 30 minutes, covered; 10 minutes, uncovered; 8 minutes on oven rack; 10 minutes oven off; rests: covered, room temperature; folds: 8x
in the morning it’s
52 degrees by night
it’s down to 13

previous version, 18 servings, 200 calories
7 packed c day-old cooked brown rice; sauce: 1 c pb+1/2 c maple syrup+1 T balsamic glaze+1 T sriracha+herbs
form balls with a plastic-wrap-lined 1/3 c, place on parchment-lined baking sheet, top with sauce, broil
nut butter powders
are rather magical in
baking recipes

16 servings, 160 calories
1 c wheat chef, 1 t sea salt, 2.5 c buckwheat flour, 1 T powder, 1 T vanilla, 1 T pumpkin spice, 1 bag lily’s stevia-sweetened chocolate chips, 1/4 c c powdered almond butter, 2 T cocoa, 10 packets stevia, 1.5 c warm water
mix, form shaggy log on silpat-covered stone; 350 F: 30 minutes, slice, 25 minutes
slice & top with sweet
or savory & put the
rest in the freezer

8 servings, 165 calories
1 c wheat chef, pinch sea salt, 2 c buckwheat flour, 2 c water
stir, cover & chill 24 hours; remove from fridge & rest 5 hours; cook in greased cast-iron skillet, flipping once
cool hands to roll the
balls & then quickly dip in
the melted chocolate

10 servings
1 c semisweet chocolate chunks, melted+1 c pecan halves+pinch cinnamon+splash nut milk; 1 c semisweet chocolate chunks, melted
blend pecan mixture, make balls, dip in melted chocolate, sprinkle with more cinnamon, chill
people who don’t like
vegan cheese may not have tried
the quality brands

24 servings, 85 calories
1 lb whole wheat elbows, cooked; 1/3 c pasta water, 1/2 c follow your heart grated vegan parm, 4 slices chao smoked original vegan cheese slices, 1 T dijon, 1 c mooala unsweetened vanilla almond milk
heat all but pasta until thickening, add pasta; gently press into muffin-paper lined silpat muffin pans, sprinkle with more parm; 450 F, 20 minutes
tying fluorescent
tape to the chicken fence to
notify the plow

source, 6 servings, 260 calories
1 c wheat chef+3/4 c flour+6 T water; 1.5 c flour+1/3 c water; 1 t salt, 2 t soda, 2 T maple syrup, big salt
stir chef mixture, rest 12 hours, chill 12 hours covered; add flour mixture, form ball, rest 1 hour; fold in salt, rest 30 minutes; fold & rest 30 minutes 4 more times; form pretzels, rest on greased silpat-covered baking sheet 30 minutes; boil in 4 c water+soda+syrup 45 seconds/side, place on paper towels; place on greased silpat-covered baking sheet, paint with more syrup & big salt, rest while oven heats; 450 F, 30 minutes; folds: 4x with wet hands; rests: covered, room temperature
the rooster prefers
to sleep in a nest box with
his favorite hen

10 servings, 170 calories
3.5 c old fashioned oats, 1/2 c ground flax, 1 c cocoa, 2 t salt, 1 t soda, 1 T vanilla, 12 packets stevia, 1 c warm water
food processor; make paper-sized rectangle on parchment-lined baking sheet; 300 F, 40 minutes; break up
no aquafaba
no waking up the yeast, no
rising, no proofing

source, 8 servings
dough: 2 c flour, 1 T powder, 1 t salt, 1/4 t soda, 1/4 c canola oil, scant 3/4 c nut milk+1 t cider vinegar; filling: 1 stick soft vegan butter, 1/2 c brown sugar, 1.5 t cinnamon, 3/4 c chopped toasted pecans; glaze: 4 oz soft vegan cream cheese, 1 c powdered sugar, 1 T nut milk, 1 t vanilla
dough: form ball, roll out; filling: combine, spread over dough; roll up dough, slice; 400 F, 25 minutes in greased baking dish; glaze: combine, pour over rolls